Canada’s never going to change its anthem to include women, is it?

“We may not be in our anthem, but we will still paint the Maple Leaf all over us!”

If you’re a regular reader of this blog, you’ll know that for almost four years, I’ve been writing about Canadian politicians’ attempts to change just two words of their national anthem so it includes women. A line about “in all our sons” was going to become “in all of us.”

Here’s a story from 2013 about it. And here’s one from 2016. And here’s one from earlier this year if you haven’t had enough! I’ve written God knows how many newspaper articles about the row too.

The change was meant to finally be agreed in time for Canada’s 150th anniversary this month. But has it happened? Has it f**k!

According to this great article in The National Post: “Senators who disagree with the [bill to change the anthem] are not only moving amendments that have no hope of being approved, but are also moving sub-amendments and calling adjournment votes to delay proceedings.

“Last week, Conservative Senator Tobias Enverga moved an amendment to instead change the words in question to ‘in all of our command,’ on the dubious basis that this wording was grammatically superior to [the proposal], and that the word ‘us’ is divisive.

“Any amendments brought forward could essentially kill the legislation.”

Bloody hell!

This whole charade really is the perfect example of how much anthems stir up nationalist feelings, and how some people will never let traditions be changed – even by two words. It really does show both anthems’ importance and their absurdity.

Don’t expect the proposal to disappear, though. This is the tenth time Canadian politicians have tried to make the change since 1980. Another attempt will be along soon enough.

Vladimir Putin and the case of the disappearing Motherland

Stolen from Alexey Druzhinin of AFP. Sorry as always. Clearly not that sorry, but...!

“Hello, ladies!” Picture stolen from Alexey Druzhinin of AFP. Sorry, as always. Clearly I’m not that sorry, but…

First things first, I don’t work for an intelligence service looking to undermine Russia! I should probably say that given recent comments from the Kremlin.

Second things second, I’ve written a lot about Russia’s national anthem before – both on here and in my book – because its story is amazing, especially the fact that one of the first things Putin did when he came to power was change it back to the anthem Russia had used during the Soviet Union.

It was a shrewd move, symbolising to every Russian he was bringing back the glory days.

But what I haven’t mentioned before is that he also apparently changed the lyrics. This is the anthem’s Soviet chorus:

Sing to the Motherland, home of the free
Bulwark of peoples in brotherhood strong
O Party of Lenin, the strength of the people
To Communism’s triumph lead us on

Obviously the Lenin bit needed a makeover, and definitely that bit about Communism triumphing. I mean, you can’t have oligarchs running around with those lyrics in place.

But how about that first line; that Motherland? Seems perfect for Mother Russia, doesn’t it? Well, this is what the anthem says today:

Be glorious, our free Fatherland
Age-old union of fraternal peoples
Ancestor-given wisdom of the people
Be glorious, our country. We are proud of you

I’ll let you jump to your own conclusions about what that change means.

I only realised this had happened last weekend while listening to an interview with Bridget Kendall, the BBC’s retiring diplomatic correspondent (from 31 minutes in).

“When I first went to the Soviet Union in the mid-1970s, I was a student…propaganda was in full swing and you heard the anthem all the time,” she says, before discussing how its use is one of the best ways to trace how the country’s changed.

She’s surprisingly even-handed during the interview and doesn’t remotely criticise Putin. “I’m a long-term optimist when it comes to Russia,” she says at one point. “They’re on a difficult political twist at the moment, but you think what they’ve been through over the past 30 years. Of course it’s going to take decades to sort it out.”

Update: I’ve been told this actually might just be Kendall’s mistake and there was no change at all. A sign of every people’s prejudices of Russia? That’s just as interesting a story.

Canada – don’t let your women down!

A Canadian woman with a flag. What's not to like?!?

I’ve written a lot on here about the many Canadians who’ve been trying to change their anthem so it mentions the country’s women as well as its men.

Well, the great news is it finally looks like a change might happen thanks to an MP called Mauril Bélanger. Here’s a piece I wrote about it for The Guardian this week.

I also suggest you go here to see a clip of Bélanger introducing the bill. Why? Because Bélanger has ALS and can hardly speak anymore. He introduced it using an iPad speech app and it’s pretty wonderful.

Margaret Atwood: don’t just change two words of O Canada; rewrite the whole bloody thing!

Copyright: Margaret Atwood

Copyright: Margaret Atwood

This week, Margaret Atwood became the biggest name to back a campaign calling for Canada’s national anthem to be made gender neutral.

She wants just two words of O Canada changed: to stop people singing, “True patriot love in all thy sons command”, and instead belt out “in all of us command”.

It’s an obvious and good thing to do, right? Er, apparently not. According to a worryingly large number of commentators, changing anything in the anthem would be worse than Québec becoming independent.

Just take this op-ed piece as an example. Apparently more men have died fighting for Canada than women, so, y’know, women can’t really say they’ve expressed “true patriot love” yet. Er, what?

I’d like to say the change will happen. Traditionalists should back it: the original English version of the anthem didn’t single out men, and nor does the French version. A change would also bring Canada in line with other countries. Last year, Austria changed its anthem to mention “daughters” as well as  “sons”.

Unfortunately, Canada seems a stubborn place – people have been calling for this change for over 20 years without success – so please, if you are Canadian, head to the campaign’s website and use it to harass your local politicians into supporting it.

When you’ve finished with that, could you also harass Margaret Atwood and get her to write an entirely new anthem?

This is the author of The Handmaid’s Tale and The Blind Assassin we’re talking about. Imagine – just imagine! – what she could do if she gave it a go. Canada could end up with the world’s first dystopian anthem, or the first from a woman’s point of view. She might even get experimental and write an anthem featuring an anthem within an anthem within an anthem!

Ok, that might be pushing it, but surely she’d be able to conjure a few sentences that better express the love of Canadians for their country than, “O Canada, we stand on guard for thee. God keep our land glorious and free!”

Maybe I’ve got it wrong. Maybe simplicity is all that’s needed rather than originality. Whatever, I’m off to harass David Mitchell to rewrite God Save the Queen.